Kefla [she/her, they/them]

Why buy it?

Oh cool, an excuse to invalidate basically anything signed by any president ever, because do you have proof it wasn’t signed by autopen?

Every single one. No exceptions. If they’re down I’m down.

Depends on which chapter, too. The brotherhood tries to have some kind of unifying set of (fascist) principles but they’re not very good at it.

It’s too big to fail

Destiny has bald guy representation?!

If you’re playing D&D for not-the-combat you’re doing it wrong, basically every other RPG system handles that better

Now imagine a whole train system with 200 nimby communities along its route.

And also imagine that none of the people working on it actually care whether it happens, so they’d never break the law to put an end to the infinite work glitch

It’s the perfect excuse for a bunch of rich failsons to party on new yachts and private jets and mysteriously fail to complete the project

Females don’t get erections.

Setting aside the transphobia you intended, yes we do. Clits are pretty analogous to penises and do get erect.

Satan invented the female nipple to lead good men astray to bitcoin

I had COVID and it didn’t weaken my immune system

How the hell could you claim to know that? Are you a robot with a HUD that displays your immune system strength?

Her brothers can have all the livestock they want as far as I’m concerned

I’m looking at a hexbear post of a screenshot of Twitter post by Ted Cruz replying to a quote tweet by someone I’ve never heard of quoting a tweet by dsa replying to a tweet by “unity of fields” do I have that right?

50 shades if we’re being strict about the definition of fanfiction. If we go full chaos everything is fanfiction mode, maybe the bible?

All martial arts that are practical (that is to say, built around frequent sparring rather than just theory) are pretty equal in that they teach you what it’s like to fight with a resisting opponent and feel what it’s like to be struck and keep doing what you’re trying to do despite that. None of them are useful in the sense of showing you what you’ll actually do in a life or death fight. Because like everyone else has been saying, in that situation you hit da bricks and then gouge out eyes and arteries if you’re cornered.

Don’t worry too much about the differences between different martial arts, just get to practicing anything and don’t forget your cardio.

And if you’re in the US, prioritize learning to use a rifle or shotgun for defending home turf over any hand to hand combat. That could be useful in a variety of situations in the coming years.

Stingy fucker forgot to pay his shark tax

Sure, it’s just software. It’s useless software which makes everything it is involved in worse and it’s being shoved into everything to prop up the massive bubble that all the tech companies have shoveled all their money into, desperate for any actual use case to justify all their terrible ‘investments.’

That’s actually a great change, hopefully people will stop playing Counter-Strike as a meme stock / crypto platform and go back to treating it as a fucking game

You don’t understand, he’s modifying the heckin wholesome White Man House, the symbol of all good in the world