Going to the supermarket of ideology. Want me to pick up anything?
Could you get me a 2 liter of monarchy and some communism? It’s a little weird but I like to mix them together.
Ummmm get me some conservative liberal Stalinist Hitlerite anarchist fries pls
“Imagine ve are shtanding in ze shupermarket of ideology”
schhhhhhnif
Oh damn I’m gonna get run out of business. Can’t have ideology in a trashcan anymore, because of woke.
Edgy teenager who picks the things that get the largest reaction. Kind of sad really, this is a person who has no real positive role models or decent friends in their life.
HoI4 and its consequences
I found a sick hybrid skill tree where you both support and murder minorities
This kid definitely loved Polandball and the political compass spinoffs
This is the modern version of “lol i’m so random hold up spork” behaviour but for teenage political wonks
Its a Non-Marxist Anti-liberal, Socially Paleo-Conservative, or a Gen-Z Monarcho-Stalinist-Jucheist-Isolationist. .
“It’s so badass when based men with medals do based things. I hate blue haired liberals and tolerance. In my utopia there’s a serious guy with a mustache and a uniform yelling at you, and his picture is on every wall. you are not allowed to be gay or work in a starbucks, everyone has to work in a factory that makes iron chairs, or be a housewife.”
Tagline material
Politics have replaced music for teenage boys and it’s worse than I could have ever fucking imagined.
median voter
This is the kind of person who thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.
This is the kind of person who
thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.is thirteenftfy
Bot, federal agent, or goober. Call it.
Goober
Goober fed
Literal child most likely
A fed bot
Someone is collecting their political ideologies from internet quizzes.
Let there be MBTI for young HOI players.
JucheMonarch45
JucheMonarch27
Half-off already? I don’t know if this is
or that thing where chocolate bars have been getting gradually smaller.
This is a man who accepts every single piece of western propaganda about the USSR, DPRK, and Hamas as true, and goes “But that’s good, actually”
This person believes every black book of communism evul 1948 vuvzela lie and goes “neat!”