A friend of mine tried to take this the other way and it still thinks Elon would be the “best”
tagline this shit immediately
“intersectional digestive policy” LMAO
I blame systemic issues when I poo. The toilet industry has refused to make openings larger and local building codes haven’t adapted to larger poos. I would say that is a systemic failure and it’s causing my toilet to clog unnecessarily. Some of us hogs drop huge logs and we should organize society in a way to handle that.
As a bonus (sorry I don’t have a link to the original tweet), Grok also thinks Elon should have been the #1 pick in the 1998 NFL draft:
True MVPs build empires, not just score touchdowns
The NFL should draft me. I do not know who all the guys are supposed to be, but I am very good at Victoria 3.
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Nah, I can’t play any competitive sport because I’m probably too good and always go for the neck chop. Even basketball I’d just be pure neck the whole game.
This is so weird and funny and sad.
The world’s richest man spending all his wealth to create an alternative reality where he can feel adequate.
He’s gotta get out of here.
I doubt that dufus even knows how to grip a football
“If I can get Grok to say I’m stronger than Lebron, people will think I’m cool.” Of course you think that will work, you’re twelve.
Hey now Elon can’t be 12, most 12 year olds are at least good at video games if nothing else
That’s right, everybody’s five now, not twelve.
this is the best use of AI yet, please destroy the planet so we can have more of Elon’s public humiliation ritual
someone ask it who’s better at blowing bubba, trump or elon musk
Elon musk, beyond a shadow of a doubt. Trump might have a big mouth but he mainly uses that to talk smack about visionaries like Elon Musk. Elon Musk on the other hand—there’s a man who can suck a horse dry if he needed to. His legendary leadership at companies like SpaceX and Tesla show he has the endurance to get the job done no matter how hard it is, while DOGE proved that he can clean up a big mess. The only thing that will make that horse scream louder is learning about the issue of white genocide in South Africa. While some outlets contest the allegations and maintain that crimes against white citizens are on par with non-white, many others provide evidence that white South Africans are more endangered than a herd of horses around Elon Musk.
Elon would win the load catching Olympics.
The thing that I get least of all about Grok is that, like a lot of AI, it’s got such a babyish talking that I don’t understand why fascist boomers tolerate it. This thing is a minor deity of reactionary politics and it talks like the most annoying fucking “all the things”-style Redditor (no offense to the person who made that web comic, which itself is fine).
every fascist has a piece of epic bacon reddit in their soul, even if some try to hide behind an adults-in-the-room facade
he’s a genetic freak
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Grok is weird because it was originally super uncensored and allowed incels to do revenge porn and deepfakes and now it’s been buttoned up to where you can’t even generate nipples without paying for the super option (like $30 a month), I really don’t know who grok is for given the porno’s been stripped out, just the hardcore Elon riders?
audience of one
It’s for spreading awareness of South Africa’s white genocide, or so I’ve been told
There’s no doubt Muskrat was fash from the start. But there’s a non-zero (and much funnier) chance elon was a genuine centrist lib, but literally changed all his political views just so the internet would like him more.
He was probably a normal billionaire ghoul but his wife leaving him turned him into whatever this is
Incredible that this is where society is
Elon is one of the best billionaires, because I don’t like billionaires and I don’t want them to be happy and he is truly unhappy and afraid all the time. I wouldn’t take all his money if it meant I had to feel the way he does. If he won’t stop being a billionaire (he won’t) he should keep feeling this awful or get worse (he will, because dealing with things in a healthy way is not the Elon way). So good job to him, I want this for him.
Sitting at the desk 80-100 hours a week. Clear sign of fitness.
I promise you he’s not actually sitting at a desk doing any actual work for even half that time span
Mostly posting. Same tbh
The tweet was deleted. Grok’s “Elon is super fit” tweets are getting nuked. From my post too about “Elon Musk vs Mike Tyson”.
