Real men hold their phone with their penis.
hold the phone with either 1 or 2 hands
I prefer the feminine approach of holding the phone with 0 or 3 hands.
I have been resting my phone on my penis as any man should. And now suddenly that’s wrong???
If you ever have to deal with someone from the manosphere who talks about all the shit they do to be “more of a man” just give them a sympathetic look and say “that’s rough. I suffer from gender dysphoria, too.” And see how they react
The problem with “weak” (low-power) poses is they make you look smaller… and feel smaller.
With your arms and elbows brought close to the body, and the shoulders and neck bending down – it practically looks like you’re curling up in a shell.
So go against the norm and adopt “strong” (high-power) poses when it comes to using your phone. It takes a good amount of confidence to do… as well as accepting the fact that it’ll raise some eyebrows.
Caring about this kind of thing sounds so exhausting.
ah yes, the “take up lots of space” School of performing Masculinity, with Head Master Larry “Wide Stance” Craig.
Don’t be a PUSSY, eating your CEREAL with a SPOON like a WOMAN. Be a MAN and eat your frosted flakes like a BOSS by putting each flake on your COCK and flicking it into your MOUTH like a REAL ALPHA.
Fuck. I’ve been eating my cereal with chopsticks. Now I feel pretty effeminate.
Whenever I see a guy with a phone, I’m always thinking “Wow, that guy sure is holding his phone in an unmanly way.” instead of just not giving a shit. It’s really important for men to remember that all strangers are judging their every action and behaviour and rating it on a scale of 1 to 10 manlynesses.
It’s so fucking stupid it would be funny if it weren’t so toxic
Yeah, these manosphere types are so fucking gross, and these sorts of articles that prey on their insecurities are so disgusting and manipulative. It reminds me a lot of trashy magazines from the 90s, always telling women they need to lose weight and look good because everyone is judging them. Except in this case, the type of person they are trying to mold these guys into is an aggressive asshole who refuses to ever hear the word “no”
Which gender is it if I drop it all the time
please i need t o know
Owl handed
the real ultimate manly way is to ditch the smart phone and only have the push-to-talk Nextel 2 way, have truncated conversations over a super loud speaker about equipment only ever referred to by its manufacturer “the Polaris, the Chevy, the Kubota”, and end conversations with “you got it”
If you’re a man and even a single person thinks you look gay then your dick falls off and you have to go live in the cornfield
Made me think of this classic
You especially hold your phone like a bad ass when you hold the phone a few inches from you face with speaker phone on so everyone else in the grocery store can hear the entire conversation from both sides.
Okay but what’s the feminine way to hold your phone
/srs
As far as I can tell from the outside, the feminine way is with one of those weird attachments that pop out attached to the back of the phone. Most women in my life love that shit and I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a man with one attached to his phone lol
I feel so validated
Dinosaur hands
Wow I searched “holding phone stock image” and you are correct, this is dino hands right?
There is one alternative available while still retaining femininity
I swear that men style sites used to be less obsessed with gender norms since they advocated for self care like manicure and pedicure and trying unique trends like colour blocking and pulling it off or even matching colours with your SO, the heck happened?
yeah, I remember watching some videos of his about something obscure like “shirt stays” before I discovered suspenders.
before this guy was a style blogger, they were a career uniformed cop… so I think this is all just going back to their roots of being a costumed loser giving swagger lessons.
also, probably a textbook example of audience driving content… because one can imagine the segment of the audience most faithful to a blogger with “real men” in the title.
and like the other poster said, they ran out of actual style/fashion material.
I assume they just made it thru all the other material
Lol this is what I’m doing right now because I can’t see shit.
WEAK and WOMANLY
And gay too
I feel personally attacked
Calling it elderly sigma.
but with your phoneLmao, teaching men to take objectively worse pictures.
Part of my transition was learning how to take better pictures that were more flattering and that’s doing the opposite of what they recommend.
Being a man is about taking shitty photos
