Elysium [he/him, any]

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Cake day: August 18th, 2023

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  • Oh Christ, shut the fuck up. Someone roll out the goddamn French chopping device.

    If we end up in the worst of all universes where that dumb fuck is “restored” to his throne then I’m immediately swapping stances. Sign me up to liberate Iran from monarchy. Let’s go liberate the UK too. Drop some bunker busters on whatever that stupid castle is called where the KWEEN MUM lived and sausage fingers Charles currently resides.


  • This reads like a Monty Python bit

    I don’t know why but I’m reminded of that “lady of the lake” thing

    This quote specifically (I went and found it to see why it tickled my brain)

    Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.