Protestant cannonization is a strange thing to observe. Particularly because it’s supposed to be directly in violation of scripture, but whatever. Americans are terrible and their christians are litteral demons.
Every type of hunting and defense ammo is designed to expend as much energy as possible before (or without) exiting the target
A moose or two
suck off me
I recall someone here speculating that the bullet hit his chest and because he got the cheap body armor it was reflected into his neck.
Oh great here comes the miracle mythologizing part of the lionization of this guy.
what if instead of lionization the normal way, we have lionization where we make a lion fursona of the person being lionized
God could Charlie stop a bullet.
I wonder if other facists could stop a bullet with their necks too? Or if he was just a special case.
Why don’t we have an emoji mocking fascist’s obsession with bones? I think it should be a thing at this point.
The American conservative truly is everything they think the average citizen of the DPRK is
Of course, where else would they get the idea that so many people could genuinely be like that?
racism
I mean you have a point but AFAIK they generally don’t consider Samsung Republic to be super brainwashed even though it’s quite heavily propagandized
no one ever said racism is logical. modern criticism of the DPRK is heavily derivative of old yellow peril tropes. i couldn’t say if the ultralibs believe that shit because they’re personally racist, but as i saw someone say on reddit, it’s inextricably woven into the dna of north korea stereotypes
i’m gonna drop into heavy speculation here (sorry mao) but i would expect that of the few of those types that even think about the ROK, most of them would not take kindly to them asking the american military to leave. some will say it’s because the us is a “civilizing” influence saving them from being genetically communist; some will say it’s because donald trump is pushing the world away. a lot would probably say both. i’d say both are equally reactionary, idealist, and stupid. in the end, i’m not sure it matters whether it’s rooted in personal racism or just a blanket anti-intellectualism; reactionary strains of thought tend to resemble each other well enough
Even in death, Charlie managed to save the lives of those around him.
Even in death? Who tf did he save when he was alive?
One gorillian fetuses who he convinced the mother’s not to abort with his epic logic
He saved many lives from liberalism.
Charlie Kirk was 11 feet tall and weighed 30 tons. His skin was riveted iron and his bones were a titanium-strontium alloy. He could shoot lasers from his eyes and breathe cold fire. He was the reincarnation of jesus, pontius pilate, caesar, charlemagne, and william wallace. He was the kwisatz haderach and a close personal friend of jeffrey epstein.
let me lay it on the line, he had four on the vine, i mean two sets of testicles, so divine
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming…
11 feet tall and weighed 30 tons. His skin was riveted iron and his bones were a titanium-strontium alloy. He could shoot lasers from his eyes
Holy shit I love this.
Sadly, the man of steel was defeated by his single weakness: bullets.
I’m pretty sure there was an exit wound, you can see it in the video??? Am I crazy? I don’t think the bullet traveled enough to lose that much energy?
This attempt to convert Charlie Kirk into some sort of saint is just really funny to me
Like, I grew up Catholic, I know lots of funny stories about people who died in weird ways and got canonized for it
Now I’m just more convinced that most of those stories were just jerks lying about their favorite assholes
There was nobody standing behind him lol
The bullet would have gone through the earth and ricocheted off 2 billion Chinese citizens. Charlie used the LORD’s strength to protect them.
He flopped to the ground like a sack of potatoes. Which is probably normal if you get shot in the neck, but trying to spin that into a “Man of steel” narrative is more than a bit silly.
Strange, I also talked with the surgeon and he told me the bullet probably wouldn’t have killed an average beaver, an opossum, etc.
they told me his neck just did that, I assume that all his blood hated being part of Charlie kirk
I spoke to the surgeon and he remarked - much to my surprise - these types of bullets could easily kill a fascist if one were so inclined.
Let me address these conspiracies with a weird statement about my man’s big strong bones.
