“Why can’t we go back to a time when I was more ignorant about something I claim to be interested in, huh leftists?!”
Back in my day, we used to have a pet dinosaur named Dino, and I drew what it looked like which makes me an eyewitness account. Those scientists today can’t say that, now can they?
I do enjoy Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong
The woke mob is turning T-Rex into E-Rex
Forced featherization.
This is “dogs are boys, cats are girls” logic
“Behold! A masculine dinosaur!”
they were shown to be powerful masculine killers
Does that include the female dinosaurs? Because a killer butch sounds queer af.
Clever girl
Rather than Jurassic Park, I was thinking more along the lines of a punk lesbian dinosaur that hunts down homophobes and fucks their wives.
- “Why don’t they just use real dinos like in Jurassic Park? Those dinosaurs were so macho masculine that they spontaneously changed sex to reproduce! Not like this LGBTQ WOKE nonsense they’re pushing nowadays!”
Isn’t this literally a plot point in Jurassic Park? The Paleontologist says they should have feathers and they say they used genetic engineering to make the dinos look more like the cultural perception of them.
apparently feathers were suspected but not quite proven at the time, so they just went with scales because they’re easier to render than feathers and then handwaved it with genetic engineering
anyone mad about feathery dinosaurs is literally nostalgic for bad computer graphics technology lmao that’s fucking awesome
fellas, are nine feet tall murder beasts gay if they have feathers?
what color are the feathers, and how bright are they?
masculine is whatever was on tv when i was 8
This has to be a bit
learned everything they know about dinosaurs from spielberg.
even in the first JP movie, the really cunning killer dinos are the females, like this is actively man-o-verse mysticism going on here
Oh yes, that’s totally true. I was more commenting on their portrayal in general as being huge monster lizards.
To be fair, Spielberg did a lot to modernize the publics perception, people really did still see dinosaurs as these slow kind of bumbling lizards that were just waiting around to go extinct so Humans could come along, and the idea of them being real animals with behaviors and adaptations and something behind their eyes was very novel to burgerlanders
Dude should hop in a pen with a bunch of cassowaries and pet them.
say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happensWait what’s a
and why is it called kitty cat here I’m cryinghatzgeopteryx, the largest known pterosaur with a 30+ foot wingspan
he’s called that because he’s being a very good kitty
Omg I love it
Not a dinosaur
THE BONES HAVE HOLES FOR FEATHERS
THE BONES KNOW THE TRUTH
ALL HAIL THE BONES
ah yes apparently having feathers and ‘feminized’ is… bad… now? This is not even… ugh, whatever.
It’s like getting mad that wolves have fur instead of weird leathery hides. Yes the terrifying 300 pound murder beast that can outrun you and is made of knives is also a fluffy little guy, does that really make a difference when all that floof is going to be matted and bright red as soon as he closes the distance?
There’s no such thing as male birds, they’re all women and gay and trans, yada yada
