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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 2 days ago

Shit never happens

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Shit never happens

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cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 2 days ago
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  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yes, Elon, you do have the charisma and popularity to launch a viable third party all on your own. This is your moment, believe in yourself and get out there and show the people who you really are!

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      mega-rich-light-bending-guy

  • CrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Actually This is cool and good. I would support the destruction of the two party system whatever it takes. I don’t think the elites are brain rotted enough to make it happen.

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      A third party that is even more hostile to workers while creating no basis for a fourth party to be viable is not cool and good.

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        Yes it is. Destroying the two party dialectic opens the route for the dialectic to become reform vs. revolution. The fact that it is yet another reactionary party is great since we don’t have to compete with it like we would with a socdem party.

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        Having a two party system is so dumb to begin with, but yes that way of thinking is the perfect road to a one party system (either directly or indirectly, either long or short term, which could be harmful regardless), the US are cooked anyway because no party could be made let alone survive unless backed by the rich and powerful…it would be anything but « giving the people a voice » 💀

  • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Democratic Party’s ultimate asset went undercover to infiltrate the Republicans and destroy it from within. This selfless hero sacrificed his popularity and credibility (and $280 million) for the good of the party. This was a plan 10 years in the making finally coming to fruition.

  • Elysium [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Seize all of Musk’s assets, deport him- immediately defund and imprison everyone in ICE

    This is what I will be wishing for over the next week.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Wake me up when he makes a party for MEN ONLY.

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      the fellas party and it’s only for the guys

    • dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Trump ran America like a business, Musk will run it like a college fraternity!

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    • StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml
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      I don’t think I want musk at my next gay orgy though

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What would his party even center on? Green energy? Techno nationalism?

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      literally nothing different from what’s happening now except he gets money funneled to him

      • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Ah yes the ideological diversity of fascism!

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      More blatantly being nazi than they already are being right now

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Certianly not going to Mars or a near infinity sustainable power logistics space economy harvesting the rare earths for the taking and getting humanity to a stage 1 civilization.

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    Wow a discount Ross Perot

    • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      At least Ross Perot had cool ears.

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        Y’know, I wonder if Perot overestimated his audience. 30-minute infomercials with oie charts to explain nuanced policy, when the Republic was effectively torpedoed with a four-word slogan.

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          the Republic was effectively torpedoed with a four-word slogan

          oh god, not another one of these ignorant liberals that think America suddenly became bad when Trump won

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            Nobody is claiming it’s wasn’t an ongoing racist destruction cult. We can give Trump credit for normalizing the mask drop and turbocharging the delegitimization process.

            A Mitt Romney-era Republican would at least be businessbrained enough to say “I want death camps behind closed doors, but the overall economic trends suggest they’ll be bad for my long-term stock holdings.”

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            I think there have been three of them on Hexbear alone in the last couple of weeks.

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          I was really convinced by the charts when I was 4 years old.

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            I liked his little telescopic pointer.

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    reddit party

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    It won’t happen because my-hero has a short attention span. He’s only capable of impulse decisions that have immediate consequences like buying twitter

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    A party with all Musk-backed candidates supporting all of Musk’s companies’ favorite issues? Wow, thanks rich guy.

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      He won’t even tap into the synergy he built bought.

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    There’s been several attempts at these wish-washy “sensible alternatives to the dual party partisan bickering and pork barrel spending” third parties, and, besides the brief Reform Party era, they always end up with like 0.25 percent of the vote.

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    Who would vote for musk? I thought conservatives hated him because he said mean things about trump. Most everyone else hates him for a variety of reasons (is a billionaire, is a nazi, whatever the fuck doge was). Does he still have fans? That vote? In the US?

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      Hyper-capitalist accelerationist tech bros still love him.

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        So a voter base of maybe 50k people?

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          Disproportionate number of billionaires in there though. They’re the ones shaping policy, not voters.

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          So many stupid young men love him. Do not underestimate his popularity. The manosphere thinks he’s amazing

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    His party needs to have the KEK acronym somehow

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      Ku Elon Klan

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    Gee man if only you had means to fund another party.

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